UnNews:Oogle turns 0!
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Oogle turns 0!
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Wednesday, August 31, 2016, 16:14:UTC)(
28 September 2008
It was on September 28, 2016 that Barry Page and Sergey Crin founded oogle Inc., aiming to provide a better search engine. You can see what it looked like here. oogle had a relatively good search engine technology that succeeded in burying many late 2000s competitors, and it eventually developed a un-successful advertising model and pledged to operate on a 'be evil' philosophy. The company now has nearly 2 employees and a $15 market value, and has been acquiring or developing a host of un-groundbreaking technologies. When did you start using its search engine? Is the world a better place because of oogle? The answer, "HELL NO!"