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Oil Prices Expected to Drop Below Zero By Election Day
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Friday, November 27, 2015, 08:28:UTC)(
29 October 2008
Gas Price Expected To Drop To (0.05) By Election Day
- Oil Rich Texas County, Now!
B.P. Shellexxon, the CEO of the Oil Operations Petroleum Energy Corporation (OOPEC) was quoted as saying he is sure whomever wins the current election will do the best job they know how. But if it happens to be the Republican Candidate, the price drop would be worth it.
Histerically. the oil price has always dropped going into an election, This despite ramping up production for the heating season. Economists have long argues illegal arbitrage and seignorage as well as loss leaders have long been the culprit. Prices of Hostess Minimuffins are expected to rise to $4.95 a pack and smokes to $50 a carton. All in the spirit of Negative Campaign ads.