UnNews:"Oh Hell Nah!", says wife of Sen. Barack Obama
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25 February 2008
CLEVELAND, Ohio – “Oh no you didn’t!” Those were the words from Michelle Obama, wife of Illinois state senator and presidential candidate Barack Obama, early this morning. Mrs. Obama’s comments came in response to an article in the UnNews section of the website Uncyclopedia.org, about her husband. “Nah, nah, nah, now y’all niggas done gone too far!” she taunted while removing her shoes and earrings. “Now I gots ta get ‘hood.”
Sources say that Mrs. Obama, who has been known to cause her share of tempest, is generally easygoing. Still, one source did quote her after reading the article as saying “Don’t nobody talk about my mama, and don’t nobody talk about Obama!”
Once Mrs. Obama had successfully removed her shoes and earrings, we tried to approach her for more questioning, but were turned away as she was being held back from “stomping” us out. As the excitable Mrs. Obama carried on in the background, campaign aides escorted us out and declined further comment.