UnNews:Obi-Wan Kenobi sued by Carls Jr.
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Yes, it is no joke, the great Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi is being sued!
Yesterday, at the Carls Jr. of Pacific Grove, California The security cameras Caught Something very strange.
I never thought that something like this could happen in such a small town, One of the employees of the restaurant said.
I felt a deep shock when i peeked at the footage. It seemed that theat the old Jedi master was on a rampage.
He just jumped over the counter in the middle of ordering and started to inhale all of the fast food.
Six hours of footage later, and Obi-Wan-Kenobi was over 520 pounds, had eaten 7 walls, and devoured many customers.
- "HE JUST JUMPED AT HER! ALL I HAVE LEFT OF MY WIFE NOW IS HER LEFT LEG!......I carry it with me wherever i go....." said the freaky bastard.
All i can hope for now is that another trategy like this does not happen.... We tried to get the obese master into custody but he just kept rolling down the street. I dont believe he could have gotten far due to the fact he cannot fit into his jedi starfighter. If you see that man...or whatever the hell it is and you have a firearm, the best thing to do is to take your own life. and if you have a firearm anyway, just take your own life now before its to late. For all you no, your carls Jr could be next..................