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Obama unveils auto idustry plan in infomercial

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4 May 2009

Are you tired of living in an industrialised nation? Well not anymore! Hi, Barrack Hussein Mays here for my auto industry plan. 

Unlike other auto industry plans, you don't have to decide whether to bankrupt them or to give them money. With my auto industry plan, you get both! That's right, you can get a deficit and a decrease in GDP.

I'm not done yet, call right now, and I'll double my offer. You get the bankruptcy, and higher taxes, just pay with your job.

I'm still not done though. When you call RIGHT NOW (OR else) I'll triple my offer. I'll nationalise the auto industry and give you free socialism, for the unbelieveable price of a 1995 point stock market drop. Call now! ,

Call now or die

To order your economic collapse for only a 1995 drop in the stock market call your local unemployment office and get that payment while you still can.

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