UnNews:Obama reveals his true colours
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Obama reveals his true colours
Every time you think, you weaken the nation —Moe Howard
Saturday, April 30, 2016, 01:31:UTC)(
4 February 2008
WASHINGTON DC, AP -- Barack Obama has shocked America this morning by revealing his true ethnic background. Obama had no option but to reveal the truth after being caught out by a rain storm during a rally in Wisconsin. "This just goes to show", he said "how far a white Republican can go with a tin of boot polish and a big bag of determination".
Obama, or ‘Mick’ as he was previously known, has been using expensive boot polish and soft liberal rhetoric to melt the hearts of ordinary Americans for the last four years, before which time he worked at a gun club in Texas.
Mick looked dejected as he addressed the stunned crowd last night, "Well, I knew you guys weren’t gonna vote in another one of us folks in again, what with the mess the last guy caused n’all, so being black seemed like a mighty good plan at the time."