UnNews:Obama pops off (again)
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Obama pops off (again)
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Tuesday, January 17, 2017, 19:14:UTC)(
9 November 2008
KENYA, THE DARKEST CONTINENT -- Barack Obama’s handlers have advised the president-elect to have a popup blocker installed in his brain to prevent embarrassing popups from popping out of his mouth, as they have when he spoke of Nancy Reagan’s attempts, through Hillary Clinton’s spiritualist, to contact her late husband, president-deceased Ronald Reagan, at a séance and, again, when he outraged People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) by likening himself to a “mutt.”
“It popped out casually,” New York Times apologists wrote, in the newspaper's “Candid Column” feature, “as a throwaway line as he talked to reporters about finding the right puppy for his daughters.” The girls are trying to decide upon whether they want to “own” a stud or a bitch, and their father recommended “a mutt like me.”
His off-the-cuff comment caused tongues to wag, reminding listeners that Obama is a mulatto. ("Mulatto" is Spanish for "mutt.") His mother, God rest her soul, was white, whereas his father, a Kenyan, was black.
Although some of his handlers were “concerned” that Obama’s comment might be “misunderstood,” others (namely, the New York Times apologists), opined, “The message is clear: the president-elect is at ease about discussing miscegenation.”
Reportedly, Obama is seeking a hermaphroditic canine born of a white poodle and a black Rotweiller. “We don’t want an all-black dog in the White House,” Obama quipped. “Barney [President Bush’s dog] bites; ours will be more tolerant.”