UnNews:Obama opts for "Nancy" solution to ISIS
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Obama opts for "Nancy" solution to ISIS
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20 October 2014
The move is an "evolving policy" after Obama's signature reluctance to put American boots on the ground, in the wake of pressure for doing nothing against the Islamic fanatics. Sinatra's old Top 40 hit, These Boots Are Made for Walking, will be blasted through loudspeakers as the old footwear is dropped on ISIS.
"We know the fanatics hate women and music, and regard throwing old boots and shoes at an enemy as a gross insult," said Obama at a press conference. "I see this as an effective way of dealing with these bloodthirsty Twitter account abusers. Ms. Sinatra has agreed to donate her old boots and we think this is a more effective way of upsetting our enemies."