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Obama grants Middle Eastern women equality
Where man always bites dog
Sunday, February 18, 2018, 23:41:UTC)(
24 July 2014
"This morning, I'd like to announce that, going forward, our country will see women as equals to men in hot spots around the world," announced Obama.
"Prior to today, our policy was to consider all men of military age - that is, 18 to 40 years old - be considered enemy combatants. Many of you spoke out about this policy and said it was misguided. Well, I got together with the Pentagon and we conferred and decided it was time to change this policy."
The crowd cheered.
When the cheering died down, Obama continued, "From this day forth, men - as well as women - who are 18 to 40 years old, will be considered enemy combatants and summarily killed via drone strikes [in the Middle East]"
The audience gave The President a round of applause. "Finally!" someone in the crowd yelled, "We can move forward to a post-modern age devoid of sexism."