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6 January 2016


Barack Hussein announcing the end of the Second Amendment in fake tears. The V is not for ‘Vendetta’, it’s for ‘Villain’. The person on the left is Hillary, who forgot to wear her wig and to put on some makeup.

WASHINGTON, USA -- Barack Hussein Obama, the very last president of the United States of America has dealt yesterday a severe blow to the Constitution, by cunningly bypassing the Congress and abolishing the Second Amendment. His action is aimed at cutting weapon supply to the civilians, amidst an increasing demand for protection against his socialist reforms. The Honorable has put on a rather wimpy show, claiming among tears that he is acting to protect first graders, but he was actually fearing that people having access to guns might thwart his plan to become the first czaratollah of the future Soviet Caliphate of America, which is to be established right after the end of his second term, next January.

Just moments later, someone in the audience paraphrased a proverb well suited to this situation and commented that “the road to hell is paved with crippled amendments”. This witty remark may have earned him the first one way ticket to the Western Gulag, a project that will be announced later this month, also among tears, against smart asses and the First Amendment, which used to protect their Freedom of Expression.

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