UnNews:Nothing unusual happens
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Who knew The Onion® had a retarded stepbrother?
Wednesday, September 2, 2015, 13:19:UTC)(
28 April 2007
"What's the point?. So some more people died; big deal. Oh yes and I could write another story on global warming; 'Global warming still probably a threat. Watch CNN for up-to-the-minute updates over the next fifty years'. Great story."
Even UnNews itself had struggled to find anything to report on on this most boring of days, but luckily it is blessed with having the greatest journalistic minds of the world in its employ, who have sweated blood to write these measly 7 lines and create an article for today. Maybe it should think about paying us...
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