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- Canada's new phunny munny
- Colorado, the trampolining bear
- Conan O'Brien wins Republican nomination
- Davy Jones dies, age 66; nobody cared
- Dick Clark dies; testicles live on
- Dick Clark still hosting New Year's Eve show
- Elizabeth Warren destroys the universe
- Facebook Supports Down's Syndrome Eradication via Censorship
- Give-a-Vote, Get-a-Pizza Rally proves Romney is "a regular guy"
- Iran attacks the US on American soil!
- Ke$ha Invents a New Kind of Drug
- Locals Relieved Doom Finally at Hand
- Man finds G-Spot, experts baffled by discovery
- Michelle Obama, the First Lady of fashion
- Mother wins back semi-permanent custody of obese boy
- New Hampshire joins European Union
- Newt Gingrich Doesn't Need You, Newt Gingrich Doesn't Need ANYBODY
- Obama auditions as comedian
- Obama comes out of the closet
- Obama mobbed at Clooney's gay gala
- Obama nominates caveman to head up proposed austerity program
- Obama puts (most) proprietary schools off limits to veterans
- Obama recommends dog meat
- Oprah's OWN not exactly a cash cow
- Police investigate "bizarre incidents" at Walmart
- President Obama Misses Record-Breaking BYU Comeback in NCAA Tournament
- President Obama in favor of gay marriage
- Rape of pregnant women legalized in Virginia
- Roberto Carlos turns 71; awkward things happen
- Romney admits to creating recent Macintosh virus
- Sandra Weisenheimer is dating
- Spring break not a break for anybody
- Talking pineapple declared a national threat
- UnNews editors vote: 'We wanted an iPad 3'
