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- "To the Moon for real this time!", says Obama
- 'Happy Holidays' scrawled on Christmas tree display
- 100m Americans watch West Indies win cricket final
- 57th Presidential Inauguration sponsored by Just for Men
- ACLU silent on gun control debate
- Adam Lanza Death Toll over 30,000 per day
- Adam Sandler's guitar smashed
- Alfred Kahn's apology to the 4kids fans
- Americans unhappy with Olympic television coverage
- Anna Paquin: confused about her sexuality
- Apple removes app due to pornography concerns
- Bell Canada to Purchase CN Tower in Toronto
- Big Tex dies; many children rejoice
- Black Friday projected to be more violent than Israel-Gaza conflict
- Boston terrorists believed to be British
- Boxer Camacho dead at 50
- Breaking News! Americanies are Just Plane Stoopid
- California passes law banning blood-to-crip therapy
- Canada's new phunny munny
- Canadian Space Agency president steps down
- Carter considers 2016 presidential run
- Charlie Brown arrested
- Colorado, the trampolining bear
- Complacent Obama beats wife during economic debate
- Conan O'Brien wins Republican nomination
- Congress votes to trademark 'United States of America'
- Davy Jones dies, age 66; nobody cared
- Dick Clark dies; testicles live on
- Dick Clark still hosting New Year's Eve show
- Doctor defends "legitimate rape" theory
- Elizabeth Warren destroys the universe
- Facebook Supports Down's Syndrome Eradication via Censorship
- Feliz Navidad 2012
- Flying sharks spotted at Cape Cod
- Free UnNews accused of plagiarism
- Giants more likely to die, studies say
- Give-a-Vote, Get-a-Pizza Rally proves Romney is "a regular guy"
- Hark! The Herald Angus Sings
- Hutchence 'now second worst asphyxiation death'
- Iran attacks the US on American soil!
- It's NOT Macho Time, nor will it ever be again
- Jessica Simpson Shows Her Baby Bump
- Jews responsible for the holocaust, claims historian
- Jimbo Wales is GAY, Claims Journalist
- Ke$ha Invents a New Kind of Drug
- Kim Kardashian does a photoshoot, nobody cares
- Kim Kardashian offered $250,000 to Document Her Pregnancy
- Kim Kardashian rejects $250,000 to document her pregnancy, demands $300,000
- Las Vegas: it's OK for police to cop a feel
- Leaf on Canadian $20 is not really Canadian
- Locals Relieved Doom Finally at Hand
- Lupe Fiasco interrupted at Inaugural Party
- Man finds G-Spot, experts baffled by discovery
- McDonald's food could be a public health hazard
- McDonalds Finalizes Purchase of the Gateway Arch
- Media celebrates Connecticut mass murder
- Medical Cause of Unpregnancy Fetishism Discovered
- Michelle Obama's debut as a comedienne falls flat
- Michelle Obama, the First Lady of fashion
- Mining seawater with uranium moves a step closer
- Montrealer fed up with strikers dismembers one
- Mother wins back semi-permanent custody of obese boy
- Mouse killed by a hawk
- Myspace relaunches
- NRA celebrates Colorado theatre shootings
- Neil Armstrong appears on geek sitcom
- New Coca-Cola ads confront the issue of obesity
- New Hampshire joins European Union
- New York soda ban opposed by NAACP
- Newt Gingrich Doesn't Need You, Newt Gingrich Doesn't Need ANYBODY
- Nobody cares the world ends in two weeks
- Obama's cabinet criticized for lack of diversity
- Obama announces "Obamacare exclusions"
- Obama auditions as comedian
- Obama comes out of the closet
- Obama confesses Islam
- Obama declares war on preggo rape
- Obama forgets sister's holiday
- Obama mobbed at Clooney's gay gala
- Obama nominates caveman to head up proposed austerity program
- Obama promises to climb every fiscal mountain to fix America
- Obama puts (most) proprietary schools off limits to veterans
- Obama recommends dog meat
- Obama team blames Burma kiss on 'fatigue'
- Obama tells Americans, "Stop the leaks--or else!"
- Obama to combat nation's drought
- Obama wins debate with Fresh Prince rap
- Oprah's OWN not exactly a cash cow
- Parts for entire sewing machine in sandwiches on Air Canada flight
- Police investigate "bizarre incidents" at Walmart
- Poll: Mitt Romney the only thing nobody up in arms about
- President Obama Misses Record-Breaking BYU Comeback in NCAA Tournament
- President Obama in favor of gay marriage
- President pardons Furbies
- Pro-slavery activists seek Supreme Court nod
- Quarter million Twitter passwords hacked
- Rape of pregnant women legalized in Virginia
- Redneck defends Second Amendment, some of Kwanzaa
- Republican Party Declares War on Women
- Rick Scarborough to Unleash Jesus
- Robber says he has too much time on his hands
- Roberto Carlos turns 71; awkward things happen
- Romney admits to creating recent Macintosh virus
- Ron Paul dabbles in new hobby
- Russian children saved from hell
- Sandra Weisenheimer is dating
- Sandy Hook parents vow to do something in wake of tragedy
- Serial rapist of pregnant teens arrested
- Shortest fireworks show ever!
- Special play performed in Toronto
- Spring break not a break for anybody
- Talking pineapple declared a national threat
- The Onion's business plan undone by Esc button
- Todd Akin on Christmas
- Tom Cruise: 'I have heterosexual feelings'
- Two and a Half Men also shit - Cryer
- UnFree UnNews more productive than Free UnNews
- UnNews editors vote: 'We wanted an iPad 3'
- Uncyclopedia Stays on Wikia
- University offers space degree
- Users realize Facebook is as useless as a chair
- Vice president Biden accused of infidelity
- Westboro Baptist Church to protest at the funeral of Aaron Swartz
- Wikia to offer "gold membership" for wikis
- Wikipedia - The new bastion of male chauvinism?
