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No fire melts Icy Lady's heart

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21 June 2017

Teresa May Stroke

Not a role model as Brexit-Merkel

Savoy, London -- While the Iron Lady once was a thankful source of irony for satirists, the new female PM Theresa May's goin' to shock the Isles of Britain in depth. Not the biggest devastating fire can melt down this icy lady's heart. Between her and the ones whom she governs seems to be an icy ocean. Thus she already failed twice to confront herself with the survivors of Grenfell Tower in a live talk. Instead she lives in spheres of the better-off where she tries to let the rich pay her duty as donations instead of making the right policy, taking more taxes from the rich and their businesses to make the British state capable to help. The people of London themselves started to collect donations from the first hour of the devastating fire. Thus May's reactions to the catastrophy seem to be another time far from what's expected from a British government's chief. She lives not in a palace like the Queen, a tradition that binds British PMs officially to be near to the people. Only she refuses.

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