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Nintendo 64 to Make Comeback?
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29 June 2008
FRANKFORT, Indiana - The newest video game consoles are hard to choose from. The Xbox 360, the PS3, the nintendo Wii, there's just so many choices. They all seem so good - until you get them. Nintendo 64 is emphasixing all of the glitches and problems ith the top three game consoles of the year so they could perhaps get some more business. Nintendo 64 creators are making speaches in Indiana to change peoples minds about which game console to buy this year.
"It's cheaper, it's better, and it has all of the classics. It may not have Metal Gear Solid 4 right now, but we'll get it. Sell enough of these bruisers and they'll make all of the new games for Nintendo 64 instead of that Qbox or whatever that is," says Nintendo designer Kyishi Naumoami. The nintendo designers are confident that the 64 will sell 2 times more than their newest release, the Wii. "It will do better than the Wii," Naunoami says.
The Nintendo 64, as old as it is, is having new games such as Halo 3 and Metal Gear Solid 4 in production right now. But will the system be a hit among people today? It has no movie playing device like Blu Ray or HD DVD and the graphics are not very good. "We know it may not sound good but it is better than you think. Completely glitch-free," says Naumoami. "We are expecting these to sell like hot-cakes, and if they don't something is wrong with America. Oh, yeah. These are eco-friendly, too."
The Nintendo 64 had it's glory days but is it coming back for more? It was the console of it's time but became quickly out-dated. But to help their sales, the people from Nintendo are saying they will give $200 gift cards for games and accesories. Will you be one of the people going back to this old console instead of sticking with your new Xbox 360?