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20 November 2006

Kramer

Kike, niggers, exchange insults

LOS ANGELES - Unfunny kike Jew Michael Richards stunned and entertained a comedy club audience, shouting racial epithets at some niggers who heckled him during a stand-up routine.

The down-on-his-luck, 57-year-old Jewish actor-comedian, who has been unable to find steady work since playing Jerry Seinfeld's eccentric neighbor Kramer on the hit TV show "Seinfeld," was performing at the Laugh Factory in West Hollywood Friday night when he launched into the verbal rampage against some niggers, according to video posted on TMZ.com.

The tirade apparently began after two niggers in the audience shouted at him that he wasn't funny.

To prove that he actually was funny and that they were mistaken, Richards, a hebe, cryptically retorted: "Shut up! Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass." The audience was unsure what Richards meant by that statement, or what forks in someone's ass had to do with anything.

After that remark failed to prove his funniness, he then paced across the stage taunting the men for interrupting his show, peppering his speech with racial slurs and profanities, including liberal usage of the words "nigger" and "fuck."

"You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherfucker. Throw his ass out. He's a nigger!" Richards shouts before repeating the racial epithet over and over again. Kind of like this: "Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger fuckity-fuck nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger!"

While there is some audible chuckling in the audience throughout the outburst, someone can be heard gasping "Oh my God" and various people "Ooh" after Richard uses the n-word, which is "nigger."

Richards performed the next night at the Laugh Factory without incident and without humor.

Local spics and slants have yet to comment on the incident.

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