UnNews:New study reveals that gingers annoy the shit out of people!
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15 February 2007
A new study, after 7 years of hard research has come up with the conclusion that Gingers (or 'Ginger People' if your into that new PC thing), really do annoy the shit out of people.
The study was lead by a top researcher, and included interveiws from over 500 people from every country in the whole world, study of wild or 'feral' gingers in their natural enviroment, and captive gingers.
Today another top researcher said "We have concluded that gingers really do annoy the shit out of people, because all 543 of the non-gingers we interveiwed sayed that they annoyed the shit out of them. In the wild, the feral gingers were so annoying that we shot them all with a rifle, and in captivity we got so irritated at them that we got in there cages and bayt' the living shite out of them!
When asked about the future of the gingers, replied "Future? They have no future! We are currently setting up an army to go and gas, shoot, hang and burn all gingers in the whole world! Once that happens, Earth will at last be free of their scum!"
So all in all, it's looking pretty grim for gingers, and if I was a ginger reading this, I'd go and read HowTo:Kill Yourself With A Brick article, and if that doesn't work, then go ahead to North melbourne and visit these great people who are about to destroy your race, or if you can't afford that because most gingers are gypsies, then try
A Ginger Person: Fuck you and your bullshit.