UnNews:New movie sequel announced: Snakes on a Bus
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7 November 2007
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| The snake you are looking at may not be bus safe!|
If Samuel L. Jackson saw this, claim that he did not look like a bitch. Otherwise, continue to read it until your snake urges are sated.
A new sequel to the famous, Snakes on a Plane movie has been announced in Hollywood by director, David R. Ellis. "Ladies an gentlemen, we announce you the worlds greatest movie that will be released this year, Snakes on Bus!" Quoted by Mr. Ellis.
The story, as shown in the preview says a man had some of his children ask him for pet snakes for Christmas. While getting the snakes on the bus, one of them escapes and havoc ensues. "It would be logical for the people on the bus to jump off the bus but there's a twist to this." Said by Mr. Ellis in an interview by one of our UnNews correspondents. "The doors and windows will suddenly be jammed and if anyone does however try to get off the bus, they will die as the fields outside the road are laced with mines."
Ellis had also said that it will feature some returning characters from Snakes on a Plane, such as well known actor, Samuel L. Jackson. "I was surprised that the motherfucker was going to make a sequel. I was happy about it though, because I get more hoes for me!" Said Jackson in an interview.
While this sequel is getting much publicity in the entertainment business, some critics have disapproved of this idea of the sequel. "I personally think that this movie will be terrible when it comes out." Said famous movie critic Roger Ebert. Other's however think this movie will be great and had already preceded to give it a 5 star rating. "Like yeah, this movie will be totally wicked, dude!" Says an anonymous fan.
You can expect the movie to be released sometime in 2008.