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New Sexual Education Game Aimed at Children
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17 July 2008
Los Angeles, California. While every nerd in North America is trading Pokemon games at E3, there is a different type of gaming fun going on at Lincoln Public school sexual education class. For years now the school has tried to make sexual education class more fun for children, after 3 teachers have been fired for their fun techniques, this year they might have something that works.
The Answer is the newest educational game: Super Sexational Fun 64. It has kids jumping out of bed, putting their pants back on and rushing out to the educational video gaming store! The game stars Jimmy, a 13 year old boy who is curious about the wonders of Sex, he goes through 9 levels of different stages such as: Pubirty-Maze!, Genital Erection and Dance Dance Gay-erloution.
"It's a good game up until level 4, I can't beat the Crabs, and Level 3 where you have to apply a Condom to a Monster before it duplicates is just plain difficult. Plus, if I ask my Dad for help I'll get grounded for even having the game!" said one thirteen year old boy. However, The New York Times called the Game Really Really Retarded. Parents everywhere aare outraged. But it's Educational, so what can you do?