UnNews:Neo-Nazis to have pool party and debutante ball
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Neo-Nazis to have pool party and debutante ball
Truth doesn't "live here" — It's just camping out
Tuesday, January 16, 2018, 21:03:UTC)(
14 November 2017
NASHVILLE, United Kingdom of Amerika
All current registered Neo-Nazis are invited to attend. This is a bring-a-white-friend event, to formally present them to society. There is no cost to attend this event.
"Debutante Ball is a celebration of a lot of people getting together to celebrate their queer bait sons' sort of entrance into the real Neo-Nazi world," says David Duke.
Ole Joe Goebbels, known as the first grand champion ball room dancer, will not be able to judge this year's debutante ball. "I'd rather not miss my annual colonoscopy, " says Joe.
Last month, all of the 'girls' attended a 'bachelor brunch.' They mingled with a variety of paid escorts. Many of which are young gay men recently released from serving time and looking to find a date/friend for the ball.
Other festivities will feature several arts and crafts contests with decoration making, basket weaving, jewelry and woodcrafting. Knitwear classes, pottery classes and lots more have been arranged.
Two BDSM corsets and a copy of Burlesque, the movie, will be given away as door prizes.
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