UnNews:Naked man rubs hand through Anderson Cooper's pooper
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30 June 2010
Anderson Cooper's Pooper -- Today, a naked man ran his hand through Anderson Cooper's pooper.
The naked man then slammed his balls to a wall. In agony he fell down a flight of stairs in his bloody underwear.
"He did rub his hand through my pooper," said an embarrassed Anderson Cooper. "Now my pooper hurts. I guess it was a bad day to wear skirts. Last time I flirt with dessert. "