UnNews:NYC Evicted from Ground 0

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22 July 2009


No Thanks!!

Yesterday the City of New York was evicted from “Ground 0” – for it’s refusal to provide a one billion Amero security deposit plus interest retroactive to the birth of Muhammad (c. 570 AD). Mayor of Ground Zero, H.E. Donald Trump, was slightly taken-aback by the 9/11 bombings, before retaliating with this eviction notice to New York, both as a City and as a People. The National Guard is on-alert around-the-clock making sure that all traces of New York remain outside the boundries of Ground Zero. The matter is going up before the Supreme Court in the landmark case, NY v/s G0. About the case Rudolph Giuliani was quoted, "Fuck You!!!"'

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