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NFL player indicted for dogfighting
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18 July 2007
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ATLANTA, Georgia - NFL superstar Michael Vick has been formally indicted by a grand jury for dog fighting. Atlanta district attorney, Dewey Gaolum has informed UnNews that this is the first case in American history where someone has started a dogfight without actually being in a war zone.
According to defense attorney Ivan Ambuchazer, the legal defense is going to be "innocent by reason of mental defect." "Mr Vick went crazy and convinced himself that he was in Iraq," said Mr. Ambuchazer. "Our plan is to call George W. Bush to the stand and make him explain the war. It's going to be a long trial. We're confident the jury will be sympathetic."