UnNews:N. Korea Blows Up Second Bomb

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11 October 2006

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Practice Shots, each one at a slightly whole new level than the last.

SEA OF JAPAN - Today is a the dawn of a new age, for instead of just using conventional weapons of mass construction like the Death Star, North Korea has brought things to a whole new level.

They have progressed to the age of the A-Bomb, a whole new level of self-expression, based partly on the calculations of a German Jewish mathematician done early in the previous Century.

President George Walker Herbert Vestibule Artichoke Bush, when asked to comment on this bomb test, said that "North Korea has brought this to a whole new level."

When asked for a comment, The Great Holy Emperor Lord Kim said "The first one was a little flawed, but now we have brought things to a whole new level".

In additon to leveling cities with his new masterpiece, Kim plans on bringing recreational fishing to a whole new level with bomb #3. The great faction, explosions, has plans on helping Kim reach a new level of excellence with his fine tool of spreading his peaceful ways. I'm confused?!?

Past investigations show plots by bigger countries with laser beams to overthrow and humble the Great Kim, putting a stop once and for all to his great and peaceful ways, and perhaps lowering things to an older, more familiar level.

UPDATE: Kim decide to move into the 3rd test without doing the 2nd one. He states that he likes the number three more than the number one.

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