UnNews:Muslim world gets burned by Pope and can't make snappy comeback
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Muslim world gets burned by Pope and can't make snappy comeback
Truth doesn't "live here" — It's just camping out
Tuesday, May 24, 2016, 15:58:UTC)(
15 September 2006
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SOME ARAB COUNTRY, They all look alike -- The Pope apparently said, "Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached. Oh, and maybe his hat."
The Muslim world, of course, was totally cheesed off by this and published an article through prominent social gadabout, Al Jazeera. That article demanded that the Pope shouldn't-a-oughta said dem things. Jazeera also posted that if the Pope doesn't apologize, the whole Muslim world will attack the rest of the world that isn't Muslim, just to prove a point, as if they weren't fighting everybody else already.
"According to Mohammed, we rule, and are allowed to kick everybody's ass," says some random Muslim cleric. "But if you shake your finger at us, we are more than happy to blow your brains out in the name of peace. Allah be with you."