UnNews:Monsters of the World Now Immune To Christians

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28 October 2008


This morning, monsters of the world have come out and said publicly that they are not affected by Christians or religious people anymore. Count Dracula, the correspondent of the new revolution, had this to say:

"Having so many religious people around us has caused us to have an immunity to them. Trying to destroy us by holding items such as crucifixes at us no longer has an effect. As such, we will do more of the haunting and destroying and will not be stopped on All Saints' Day, November the 1st. We will continue killing and haunting you all. Goodbye. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

At which point he went back to his local pub.

The Prime Minister had no comment on the situation, as he was probably very busy at the time, baking cakes.

However the President of the United States has stated quite clearly that he is strongly toward this motion.

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Rep. John Haller trying not to let the people of Earth get scared.

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