UnNews:Modern humans, neanderthals may have interbred

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31 October 2006

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A Neanderthal mating ritual

HOLLYWOOD, California -- According to researchers, early Homo sapien bones show anatomical features that could only have arisen if the adult female in question had Neanderthal ancestors as part of her lineage.

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Visual evidence that neanderthals can dance

The findings may answer nagging questions: Did modern humans and Neanderthals interbreed on a significant scale? And were the Neanderthals exterminated about 28,000 years ago -- as some anthropologists contend -- or did they gradually assimilate into the gene pool of people living today?

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To find the answer to these questions, UnNews travelled to the the city with the greatest concentration of neanderthal descendants in America: Hollywood, California. Startling eye-witness accounts have rumored that Christie Brinkley, Julie Roberts, Maria Shriver, Katie Holmes and Pamela Anderson have actually mated with neanderthals, with a total of 8 half-breed offspring produced. Suspicion persists that the offspring of Anderson are 100% neanderthal.

When reached for comment, Suri Cruise replied in the affirmative with a petite little "blurp".

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