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Create A Headline
Basically, this is like DYK for UnNews; if you want to cut your teeth, and don't feel like writing a story because you're afraid it won't be good enough (although we'd prefer you thought more positively than that) then this is basically your opportunity to just create a headline for UnNews to be placed on the main page; make sure the headline is at least amusing, and you never know, someone might pick it up!
Are you a writer? Are you lost for inspiration? Then why not take one of the listed headlines, and turn it into an article; simply click on one of them and get writing!