Mike Pence submits to enhanced bullying

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13 September 2018


Donald Trump and Mike 'cut me one more time' Pence

WASHINGTON, USA -- United States Vice President Mike Pence willingly surrendered himself and his body to a thorough inspection by his boss. President Donald Trump said the interview had gone well but had left Pence chained up in the White House interrogation cave a little longer than planned.

"Mike's a good guy, I know that for sure now, " said Trump. " My team showed him the instruments of persuasion and he started telling me everything I already knew about his aversion to women who are not his wife."

Pence volunteered to go first on Trump's Bullying apparatus as the hunt for the mole who wrote in the New York Times that the President was as 'mad as a box of frogs'. The article's appearance convinced Trump that he was about to be deposed by Deep State and water boarded in the Potomac River.

The President added:

"Once we cut down Mike I have lined up the rest of my cabinet to come down and enjoy the experience. I am told it's great fun.

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