UnNews:Middle East
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- "Chemical Ali" sentenced to death; sons vow revenge, anger, denial, celibacy and all those good stuff
- "Iraq causes headaches," says US troops
- "We've got motherfuckin' snakes" says airport official
- '09 vintage Qatar marijuana shows promise
- 26 killed in Baghdad book store, "Harry Potter" books blamed
- Adam Carolla "Drinking with the Stars!"
- After seven years of war on terror, Americans kill a terrorist
- Ahmadinejad: Holocaust was really big gay Jew sex party
- Ahmadinejad Elected President of Israel
- Ahmadinejad steals Bush's watch
- Airline wins where Arabs fail
- Al-Jazeera: Top 100 Terrorists Of The Millennium
- Al-Qaeda choose old beardie as leader
- Al Qaeda audio says post-dated victory assured
- Alberto voted off the Island on Survivor: Washington
- America accuses Iran of stealing cookies from the cookie jar
- American-Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee Sues Boy/Costume
- American cargo ship fires warning shot at Iranian after he sneezes
- Americans have high hopes for Sunni Ghetto in Baghdad
- Ankara destroys Armenian church
- Apocalypse warning, kittens involved
- Arabs left in dismay after global warming-caused depletion of sand levels leave North African countries broke
- Assad calls on Obama to step down
- Authenticity of latest bin Laden video questioned
- BBC: New Doctor Who May Be An Arab
- BBC announces plans for embedded journalists to enlist with US forces
- Bin Laden captured after checking-in on Foursquare
- Bin Laden releases new video, America responds with indifference
- BizNews: McCormick & Company walk a tightrope on turkey incursions
- Bomb bomb bomb – bomb bomb McCain
- Bond Cat dies of Catnip Overdose
- Britain attempts to make plane crashes more deadly
- Britain sends Duke of York to Libya
- Bush expected as Redeemer in the Holy Land
- Bush not sure if Iraq war was worth it
- Bush will serve as a troop in Iraq
- CIA Agents Supplying Viagra to Afghan Warlords
- Camel Porn smut film too raunchy for Mecca
- Carpenter dominates Pirates in Cardinals win
- Celebrities Complain That Twitter Is Now Too Political
- Cheney to Nuke Iran Between 9 and 11 AM Saturday
- Child named "Anderson Cooper" following Egyptian protests
- Coarse conduct confounds construction
- Dictators hail Jewish peace plan
- Disney targets Muslim world for new theme park
- Documentary proof of rejected 13th Apostle discovered
- Donkey traffic gridlock blocks the start of Anno Domini
- Dr. Kevorkian to be released from prison, sent to help Iraqi suicide bombers
- Ebenezer swap: Israel names Palestinian prisoners
- Ecstatic UNNEWS Writer Celebrates
- Emirates to build Burj Khalifa knock-off next to Burj Khalifa
- Experts:Mediterranean's climate curiously resembles pea soup
- Exterminist teachings sully American Koran
- Fatah, Hamas agree to withdraw grues from conflict
- Female bomber trashes Shi'ite campus
- First Saddam sighting in Texas
- Florida pastor starts WWIII
- Gaddaffy Duck now hottest image on Google
- Gaddafi killed in Libya; Botox industry in crisis
- George Bush arrives in America
- German scientists unearth a row of suckers belonging to the ancient Octopoda order.
- Governments around the world condemn Ahmadinejad for use of the word 'The'
- Greece destabilises Europe
- Guardian reports: Israelis admit harvesting/eating Palestinian organs
- Hamas protests 40 years of an Israeli-controlled Jerusalem by shooting Fattah activists
- Hundreds watch public execution, great time had by all
- Iran's Ayatollah Khamenei calls UK as new Great Satan
- Iran: Israel 'iz lyke ttly ghey'
- Iran Bitches About Suicide Bomb--Iraq, Pakistan Say "Grow up"
- Iran Cures AIDS
- Iran accused of ‘foreign meddling’ copyright infringement
- Iran holds conference to debate the existence of women
- Iran inaugurates first unmanned bomber
- Iran opens "Holocaust Revue"
- Iran plans to send another ship off U.S. coast
- Iranian Secret Service Hails "Operation UnNews Apathy" a "Great Success"
- Iranian faces execution for fibbing, not just usury
- Iranian president's heart crushed by bully
- Iranian president survives assassination attempt; blames everyone
- Iraq celebrates Saddam Hussein verdict with sectarian violence
- Iraq detainees suffering from 'excessive boredom'
- Iraqi PM tells Americans they don't have to go home, but they can't stay here!
- Iraqi government gunmen kill a dozen people in Basra, say activists
- Israel Offers a 'Mezzanine' Solution to Palestinians
- Israel admits involvement in shark attacks
- Israel brokers peace between Hamas and Fatah
- Israel condemned for rousting pleasure boaters
- Israel deploys the latest in its arsenal - giant inflated Jews
- Israel expands Gaza offensive
- Israel pledges more AIDS to Gaza
- Israel ponders response to Delta Chi flotilla
- Israeli army chief resigns: "I did it my way"
- Israeli president accused of rape, opens fire during a press conference
- Israeli ‘Nerf war’ causes international outcry
- Israelis and Palestinians agree on permanent war
- Italy may replace France as main UN peacekeeping force
- James Cameron finds lost tomb of Popeye
- Joshua leads Israelite Defense Force to victory
- Khaleid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses
- King Tut had a small penis
- Lebanese citizens protest lack of war efforts
- Lebanese government collapses; preparation for bi-annual ball underway
- Lebanese parties pulling their socks for upcoming elections
- Lebanon confirms settlement plans
- Libyan AIDS ship averted by Israel
- Local shepherd displaces workforce
- Lost Gospel Reveals Relations Between Early Christianity and Scientology
- Man misses flight
- Manual of Life unearthed, disappointment ensues
- Marines told to disrobe before Panetta
- Mexican delegation sent to Gaza for border-crossing study
- Mother Teresa did not believe in God
- Mummies vandalize Cairo museum
- Muqtada al-Sadr Wins "Iraqi Idol"
- Mysterious fart debacles Middle-Eastern summit
- Obama blames high gas prices on Iran
- Osama back from paradise; complains about heavenly rewards
- Osama bin Laden endorses Obama for President
- Osama bin Laden found hiding in Big Brother house
- Osama bin Laden loses world hide-and-seek championship title
- Palestine dilemma: suicide or surfing
- Police seek prophet in attempted herbicide
- Presidental elections cancelled - no budget left after war efforts
- Renewed violence in 506,220th day of Israeli-Palestinian conflict
- Rumsfeld blames fiasco on faulty simulations
- S. Sudan to Sudan: "It's over, and this time, I mean it!"
- Sacred Bull bites back
- Saddam's tomb found empty after 3 days; resurrected leader appears to followers
- Saddam execution to be released on special edition DVD
- Saudis announce Blackberry ban
- Saudis announce they are increasing gas prices
- Saudis stone Israeli soup
- Seals of the Apocalypse discovered
- Soccer victory proves Iraq strategy is working, says Bush
- Solvent abuse amongst Jewish Teens increases
- Son kills father and uncle
- Son of Gaddafi caught attempting to enter Canada
- South Carolina law causes job losses in insurgency-related businesses
- Spontaneous building explosion concerns Iraqi terror group
- Stop dressing like whores, you whores!
- Suspicious nuke discovered in French port
- Syria: tension mounts as presidential elections enters final phase
- Syrian IT specialist 'caught' a vicious virus
- Syrian president wins Best Tyrant Award
- TZOD UPDATE: Dubai gets serious, culprits shot and caught
- Tagruato blamed for internet outages in Middle East
- Talented boy discovered in Beirut
- Taliban hires Halliburton consultants
- Taliban vows to wipe out literacy in our lifetimes
- Tata introduces the world's cheapest car
- Tehran Gay Pride 2007 Announced
- Terrorist group claims responsibility for Williams' foot fault
- Terrorists Invent New Extreme Sport
- Thai man jailed for photoshopping
- Thousands of Egyptians call Gov. Walker "tyrant," flee Wisconsin
- Tournament of Hell to be played again for first time in six years
- Toxic gas latest insurgent weapon
- Troop Cell Phone Left in Iraq
- Turkeys press rice into gorillas in bizarre tribal custom
- U.S. military reports 0 U.S. deaths in Iraq
- UAE to cancel USA's $9 Trillion Debt
- UN Security Council imposes sanctions on North Pole
- US accuses Iran of poor fashion sense
- US advances cyber-warfare
- US cable network green-lights Despots Palace Wives
- US releases Iran terror duck video
- US to nuke Iran over plot to swat Saudi mosquito
- US troops ordered to treat Taliban with more respect after killing them
- United Nations vote: all religions are entitled to their own state in the Middle East
- United States takes on the UN; wins yet again
- Unrest in Syria, nobody cares
- Vicious conflict aboard the Exodus
- Video game characters are to blame for rising oil prices, New war on the horizon
- WWIII postponed thanks to Russia and China
- Woman's giant penis explodes killing millions
- World's oldest man, Jesus Christ, celebrates 2009th birthday
- World Powers Await Iran's Report Card
- World distracted, Israel reverts to scheming
