UnNews:Michigan supreme court votes in favor of rapper

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21 March 2011

Clarence Thomas

Justice Thomas tries to hide his bling on the table.

LANSING, Michigan --

Chief Justice Young

Hold up,
wait a minute,
let me put some justice in it.

Justice Markman

Hold up,
wait a minute,
let me put some justice in it.

All

Hold up,
wait a minute,
let us put some justice in it.

Young

The name is Young all,
I've got the high call
When the gripe gets big and your shit comes to city hall.
Yeah.
We are the court, we rule supreme,
In the crop that is Michigan, we are the cream.

All

Nothing here changes if we don't say it,
We are the law,
We are the way,
This is our game, you want to play?

Justice Hathaway

They call me Hathaway, but don't you say Anne,
I'll make you want to think that I'm a man.
This Doctor Dre case was a piece of cake for me,
There's no way a cop's got privacy.
You're at a concert, expect to be seen
Even when the camera puts you up on a screen.

Justice Zahra

Your lawsuit's garbage,
We tossed it cuz it's crap.
It doesn't deserve to ever have a recap.

All

Nothing here changes if we don't say it,
We are the law,
We are the way,
This is our game, you want to play?

Justice Cavanagh

This case was close, but you thought you could expect
Some personal conversation,
Some face-to-face declaration,
Or basic accommodation
To make reconciliation.
But let me step in here, and interject
This is a rapper, a man of suspect,
And you assumed no documentation?
You fool.

All

Nothing here changes if we don't say it,
We are the law,
We are the way,
This is our game, you want to play?

Justice Kelly

Case closed. Final tally, 6 in favor of overturning the appeals court ruling and in favor of Doctor Dre, 1 against.

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