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Mercenaries release Somali pirates after ransom returned
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Monday, August 31, 2015, 21:48:UTC)(
14 May 2010
SOMALI PIRATES ARE GAY AND YOU KNOW IT
MOGADISHU, Somalia – The mercenary crew of a British chemical tanker have released captured Somali pirates after receiving the return of a ransom payment made on another ship hijacked last month, the European Union Naval Force said Friday.
Officials did not say how much ransom was returned or where the ship was headed.
|The motherfuckers are worthless dead, so we let 'em off easy; but next time they hijack one of our ships there's gonna be a shit-load-a whacked niggers!|
The ship was on its way to Thailand on May 9, 2010, when the ships crew, all special-forces mercenaries commanded by legendary soldier-of-fortune, Dirk V, lured and captured the pirates in the Gulf of Aden, a body of water between Somalia and Yemen, the naval force said.
Twenty-six crew members onboard -- including Bulgarians, Filipinos, Georgians, Indians, Poles, Romanians, Russians, Turks and Ukrainians, were all heavily-armed mercenaries, according to the naval force.