UnNews:McClellan Release New Book, What you say?
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29 May 2008
WASHINGTON, D.C. (UP) - Former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan released his tell-all book on the Bush Administration today, titled What Happen? In the book, he describes in great detail conversations and interactions with U.S. President George W. Bush, and it contains some of the strongest allegations yet of wrong-doing in the beleagured President's term in office.
A senior official with the Bush Administration released a statement seemingly challenging the integrity of McClellan, and the veracity of his story. "You know what you doing," the letter to UP read. It further implored the public, "For great justice, take off every zig."
In an excerpt from the book, McClellan writes, "In A.D. 2001, war was beginning. Somebody set up us the bomb." He futher alleges that the President antagonized Iraqi President Saddam Hussein in written conversations. He quoted Bush as saying such threatening statements as, "All your base are belong to us," and "You have no chance to survive make your time."
Bush himself countered today, saying to McClellan, "You are on the way to destruction. Ha Ha Ha."
The book can be purchased from Barnes and Noble.
- "[ http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/05/29/mcclellan.book/index.html]". CNN, May 29, 2008