UnNews:Maury DNA Paternity Test Episode reveals Eddie Murphy is indeed the father!
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Maury DNA Paternity Test Episode reveals Eddie Murphy is indeed the father!
Straight talk, from straight faces
Tuesday, July 28, 2015, 03:07:UTC)(
June 25 2007
Eddie was not available for comment on whether or not he planned to raise the child but his friends/producers of the Shrek movies were.
|We are so happy that Eddie found out now and not during the heat of the premiere of Shrek the Third as that would have hurt ticket sales for a family movie. I hope he can get his act together soon as Shrek 4: The Vasectomy is already in the works. Regardless how this plays out Angel Iris Murphy Brown will still be expected to purchase her own Shrek merchandise.|