UnNews:Man says he predicted 7th Star Wars movie
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Man says he predicted 7th Star Wars movie
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Thursday, September 3, 2015, 22:31:UTC)(
30 October 2012
The Internet, Cyberspace -- It seems that with the announcement of a new Star Wars movie, the internet is flooded with fans talking about it. If that was not annoying enough, one of them is trying to taking credit for this announcement. The fan with the screen name WompaStompa says he knew all along there would be a 7th film, proclaiming, "I told you guys, I knew it was going to happen, see, I told you, see, see, didn't I tell you..."
How he knew is a complete mystery to everyone. As it seems he has no connections to George Lucas, Disney, or any of the insiders that made this deal happen, people are now wondering if this WompaStompa is actually a real life Jedi, able to see into the future. As many are still excited from the announcement, attention now shifts to this man, as people eagerly await any other predictions he may have. We could have a modern day Nostradamus on our hands. WompaStompa has already suggested that not only will there be a 7th film but that it will make a great deal of money.
WompaStompa seems adamant to remain anonymous. He has yet to give away his real location, name or anything about his identity, likely to protect himself from those who would wish to abuse his apparent psychic abilities. If only we had another such prophet to help us discover where this one is.
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