UnNews:Man held for insulting Bush
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Man held for insulting Bush
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Saturday, May 30, 2015, 15:44:UTC)(
15 August 2006
"The suspect was very un-cooperative, abusive and made derogatory remarks against the president of the United States, the success of the Iraq war, and the involvement of the Bush Administration in 9/11," FoxNews quoted secret police spokesman Alberto Gonzales as saying. "He also faces a charge of resisting arrest and insulting a cleric of Westboro Baptist Church." Westboro Baptist Church has been the established religion of the U.S. since Bush took office in 2001.
People convicted under the law in question normally receive a short jail or community service sentence, or a fine. However, due to the severity of this offense and his history of Liberal remarks, Moore will likely face Abu Ghraib-style prison torture, which is the standard punishment for political or religious dissidents in the United States.