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23 May President and First Lady reportedly separating 22 May Sergio Garcia apologizes 21 May Scientists prove George Lucas' Theory was correct 20 May Flying sharks spotted at Cape Cod Obama ducks more IRS fallout 19 May Bra brouhaha over official's decree Archives: May 2013 | Older Indigestions Refresh – add	Sarah Palin: 'Going Rouge' Hits Stores; Hints to Maverick Party ANCHORAGE, Alaska -- Sarah Palin begins her whirlwind tour of her newest book, fittingly titled Going Rouge. Sources tell that it was originally going to be called Story of an Average Maverick Hockey-Mom, but Palin refuted that title, calling it "anti-un-Americana." » Full story US briefly takes lead in war of religious insults ( listen) GAINESVILLE, Florida -- The United States briefly jumped ahead in the months-long battle between Muslims and Christians to give the other side gratuitous offense when Pastor Terry Jones designated next Saturday as the first "Burn a Koran Day." » Full story Tea Party supporters oppose plans to display severed heads of 9/11 victims at Ground Zero GROUND ZERO, New York City -- Supporters of the Tea Party movement have demonstrated in opposition to plans to "display the severed heads of 9/11 victims on spikes at Ground Zero." Supporters of the proposal, however, accuse opponents of being "misleading" and "hysterical." » Full story	UnNews: Your source for up-to-the-minute misinformation. May 23, 2013 23:53 UTC From the Chief | Audio | Podcast | Random article | Goldstein Award | Foolitzer Prize Write a new UnNews story: Type your desired headline and then click on the button. Read Me First | Style Guide | Newsroom Recent UnNews Audio ± Podcast | Archive. 30 Oct - BBC DJ's warned over possible Savile Pranksters (2:27, info) • story 18 Oct - Windows 8 baffles users; but, screw 'em! (4:48, info) • story 14 Oct - Prof sues law school for bias against conservatives (4:14, info) • story 14 Sep - Riots spread across Arabia protesting American cinema (4:30, info) • story 30 Aug - Romney/Ryan to re-institute Negro slavery (4:10, info) • story Apr '11 - Pennsylvania city renames itself for cash (4:01, info) • story Horoscope for This Month Week of the: Gemini Read this month's predictions UnFunnies for May 23 (show)

PoliticsMore Lebanon detains dolphin spy suspect Kim il-Thatch honoured with state funeral 'Lights Out' For Norway Low-ranking Syrian terrorist defects from NATO US Army vet treats al Qaeda pets Cardinals vote on Russian roulette conclave to choose Pope Iranian news adds burqa to Michelle Obama's Oscars dress Obama dashes Republican hopes, takes oath of office Al Roker to star in reality TV show on diarrhea Pact with Satan ends fiscal cliff woes Thatcher's second heart to lead her to re-election? Brooks begs Cameron to leave wife	TechnologyMore 'Lights Out' For Norway Georgia hospital use Facebook to notify mom of son's birth Facebook introduces ‘Nookie’ Pakistan anti-infidel toilet squat-in sickens many New safe ammo dampens gun debate ‘Make Me Gay’ app debate heats up Not your mother's tramp stamp Former Last FM chairman launches controversial sexual assault site FaceBook comments arrest terrifies trolls The Onion's business plan undone by Esc button Neil Young introduces high-resolution porno player You Are Either With Facebook or You're a Mass Murderer Claims Mark Zuckerberg	EntertainmentMore US Army vet treats al Qaeda pets Cardinals vote on Russian roulette conclave to choose Pope Iranian news adds burqa to Michelle Obama's Oscars dress Lindsay Lohan creamed in Liz Taylor portrayal Population of men who identify as gay up nearly 200% in month following leak of Snooki nudes Editorial - Why SOPA and PIPA are good ideas Cher spurns daughter’s role in TV freak show Obituary:Amy Winehouse enters rebirth Ryan Murphy disses Beady Eye Charlie Sheen swings from rooftop, yells ‘tally-ho!’ Britney Spears raves about Jason Trawick’s manhood Samuel Jackson rips Oscars on diversity	Original reportingMore Scientists prove George Lucas' Theory was correct Flying sharks spotted at Cape Cod The Singles Crisis: UnNews Reporter's Two Years on Plenty of Fish EA Games partners with Reebok Dave Mustaine is running for president Lebanon detains dolphin spy suspect Columbia no longer the drug capital of the world Boston terrorists believed to be British 'Lights Out' For Norway Famous rapper Tupac Shakur found Alive in Dubai Bogus cubic zirconium found containing real diamond Ikea furniture found to contain traces of horse meat
On This Day May 23, 2012 Facebook on the verge of Wall Street collapse? Hit squad from the future fails to assassinate Suzanne Collins South Korea to chemically decapitate serial kisser May 23, 2011 Deity seeks Gagging Order Mobster enters weak GOP field	ReligionMore Low-ranking Syrian terrorist defects from NATO US Army vet treats al Qaeda pets Cardinals vote on Russian roulette conclave to choose Pope Iranian news adds burqa to Michelle Obama's Oscars dress Vatican joins banned prayer lawsuit against Armstrong Race for Pope brings forth some unusual candidates Pope Benedict resigns to spend more time with Madonna Obama forgets sister's holiday A guide to Pope Benedict's updated Christmas story Scientist studies afterlife God and Nature in demarcation dispute Saudi Crown Prince Nayef to be buried after all	HealthMore Al Roker to star in reality TV show on diarrhea Shock as Kate hoax DJ's commit suicide Olympic fever grips entire of Britain, many die Utah passes law mandating a nine-month waiting period prior to getting an abortion Dirt, iron ore linked to mature death 12-year-old allegedly played doctor and gave medical advice Scientist finds super-bug in New Delhi water Study: Looking at breasts makes men live longer Jobs unveils super-absorbent iPad 2 America's only gonna get fatter Celebrity humps "worldwide" breastfeeding law Looning 'can slow aging process'	CrimeMore Bellicose Uzi kills Lebanese gangster's ex-wife Police dog takes over the Oscar Pistorius investigation Charlie Brown arrested Cop offered crack by local dumbass Lucy Liu admits poisoning British bankster US Attorney General refuses to prosecute self for contempt President invokes Executive Cover-up to protect guilty Negro from Racism Cost to lunch with Warren Buffett: $350 million South Korea to chemically decapitate serial kisser Bogus hooker sells sex in Mississippi Martial arts pervert banned from Earth Cleopatra investigation pending toxicology results
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