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BUCKINGHAMSHIRE, England-- Great Britain became the 51st State of the United States of America as the official Declaration of Dependence was signed by Senator David Cameron this morning — completing the Revolution of 1776.

British statesmen ejected tea (and Harman) into a marina, and decamped to Burger King for a Double Whopper and banana milkshake. Full story»


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HONOLULU, Hawaii -- A solar-powered airplane is due to land here Friday in a record-setting, around-the-world flight that promises to change the face of aviation.

The plane spends the daytime just above Earth's atmosphere to recharge its solar batteries, as the pilots steer by synchronized leaning. At night, it descends to 30 feet to save energy, and to try for boosts from chimneys, smokestacks, and semi-trailers on expressways. Full story»

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SILVERSTONE, England -- Formula One has been asked to kill more drivers live on television as of next year.

Bloodthirsty fans are leaving the sport in droves to watch more exhilarating things, such as chess and water evaporating. Full story»


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ATHENS, Greece -- Greece has finally found a way to wreck the nation, and possibly the entire Euro-zone.

Previous rounds (or tranches) in the five-year saga have been inconclusive. Now, however, Greece's Socialist government is going to let voters themselves stiff the foreigners. Vacationers are being promised the memorable experience of being in a large city in a banana republic during a military coup. Full story»

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LONDON -- Tourists going on holiday to Greece should take enough gyros to cover the entire trip, said Chancellor George Osborne.

“With Greece’s financial crisis, tourists may find themselves in the market and unable to recognize anything. Fortunately, most British supermarkets have a range of very photogenic moussakas, kleftico and souvlaki that can be photographed cold for posting on Facebook.” Full story»

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TV Highlights July 4


The Real Scottish Referendum Documentary
BBC 1 7:00 PM GMT
The BBC reveals that only 1% of the population support Alex Salmon in the Scottish referendum. (Despite the fact that the BBC is a public service the government has in no way biased the making of this documentary).

Panorama Investigates:Does Scotland actually Influence Great Britain? Documentary
Channel 4 8:00 PM GMT
A Channel 4 reporter goes undercover disguised in a kilt to interview Scottish people and force them to tell C4 that they are unemployed.

Argentine Invasion of Scotland Plans Revealed Documentary
Channel 5 5:30 PM GMT
Channel 5 gets a new insite into the real Argentine motives as it covers an unemployed ex-Admiral of the Fleet who wants a war so that he can have an excuse to get his job back as he campaigns to prove that Argentina is still a threat to the nation.

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