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Tupperware Rave Is Huge Success

RADIUMDALE, Idaho -- Although the actual amount of money raised is hard to count under the strobing lights, local housewife Rita Underwood reports that her Tupperware rave is proving to be a huge success.

"I never realized how many people like Tupperware," said Underwood as a glow stick flew overhead. "I don't know why I didn't try this sooner." Full story»

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Palestine dilemma: suicide or surfing

WEST BANK, Palestine -- Mosab Hassan was unfortunately born into the worst Islamic militant suicide bomber organization, S-BLAM, in the West Bank and grew up in a strict Islamic suicide bomber family. But upon receiving his assignment at the tender age of 37, he suddenly ran away from home, ostensibly to protest the honor killing of his baby daughter by his grandfather for inciting child abuse, and he immigrated to America where he joined a Southern California surfing club. Full story»

Nyan Cat, Still Going Strong

The Internet, The World -- Since April of 2011, Nyan cat has tried to accomplish the goal of finding the end of the universe. This ecofriendly cat runs on rainbow power and has tried to make the journey less boring by playing Nyan music. Full story»

'This Might Be Giant,' say Lincoln Police

LINCOLN, Massachusetts -- Lead Lincoln officers John Flansburgh and John Linnell are attempting to make sense of a series of odd crimes that have plagued the area of late.

"It began several months ago, right where we stand," said Flansburgh, pointing to a statue that some claimed had "got them high." None of the claimants were ever able to explain why or, indeed, how. Full story»

Inspired by the television show "Breaking Bad", thousands of Americans turn to cooking meth to pay bills

ABQ, New Mexico - Inspired by the antics of high school chemistry teacher Walter White and his student turned lab assistant Jesse Pinkman, thousands of Americans are turning to crystal meth to make ends meet in today's difficult economy. With record amounts of foreclosures and medical bankruptcies, many people see crystal meth as their only option to make money. It has gotten so bad that it is estimated that there are over 1 million meth addicts just in the US alone and tens of thousands of cooks. Full story»

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