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Space alien sasquatch invasion does not panic Canadian public ALBERTA, Canada -- An alien sasquatch armada of attack spacecraft descended to Earth today in key isolated regions of Canada with the objective of abducting Earths population of sasquatches. Once rounded up, the terrestrial creatures are being whisked away to a distant planet in the Andromeda galaxy, where they will presumably be used as regular slaves, love slaves or food.
Afghanistan: Why are the Taliban winning? NAUGHT, Afghanistan – Although it is usually not this reporters policy to answer a stupid question, still, for the sake of making an honest living, we file this report on why the Taliban are winning, again. With additional troops committing suicide and going AWOL, and no new strategy in place, the U.S.-led Islamic Security Assistance Force (ISAF) is making its first and final half-hearted 'limp-dick' push to win the impossible-to-halt war in Afghanistan, which has been raging unabated for at least ten million years.
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This Week's Horoscopes NOW UPDATED FOR WEEK OF 8/30/10 Your birthday this week: Virgo! Virgos are retreating, blasphemous, neurotic hoseheads with a fondness for projectile vomiting at people they dislike. They are prone to fits of pique and serial animal rape, and are frequently caged for the delight of, and the derision by, the public. Keep hands and feel clear of the mouth when feeding. Some good career choices for a Virgo include Foley artist, Senator, sword maker, banana tallier, cantor, recluse and ferryman. Famous Virgos born this week include Robert Goulet, L. Ron Hubbard, Ivana Trump, Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly, Courtney Love, Ozzy Osbourne, Dennis Moore, Rene Descartes, Sarah Palin and Rick Moranis. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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