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  SAN ONOFRE, CA – A woman is recovering from severe burns that she received when her husband's family jewels caught fire inside her vagina as they were making love on a southern California beach. “We were all hot and bothered,” Lynn Hiney said on Good Morning America, How Are Ya? “All of a sudden, something hot down, you know, there startled me. If felt as if my pubic hair was on fire.” Full story»
 Washington, USA -- In a shocking conference in the great nation's capital it was finally revealed what the tin-foiled hat nutjobs have been saying for years, global warning does not exist! Full story»
 GEORGE TOWN, Grand Cayman -- An anonymous Unnews sleuth currently down in the Cayman Islands is hot on the trail of the real owners of the United States of America; but so far he has uncovered more questions than answers. As of May 18th 2012 the US national debt has risen to a whopping $15,716,847,744,783. Full story»
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 FISHWIFE, MI – Diane McTease, a high school student from the northern Michigan town of Fishwife, had a swell idea for a prom dress as she watched her
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