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LONDON, United Kingdom -- British Prime Minister David Cameron has promised a referendum on Great Britain's continued membership of the Eurovision Song Contest for 2016.

In a 'dry run' for a 2017 referendum to vote 'in or out' of the European Union, the Conservative Party will see if there is any point in the UK taking part in an 'annual musical farce'. Full story»


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LEICESTER England, -- Just three years after the discovery of King Richard III under a car park, thousands of car park managers are discovering British Kings under their car parks.

After the Royal Family paid 520 years' backlog of parking fines, Philippa Langley has been inundated with calls from car park owners, claiming to also have Kings buried under their car parks. Full story»

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ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico -- An astonishing lack of news swept the United States over the three-day Memorial weekend, forcing reporters to fall back on weather-related stories for the gripping tragedies readers crave.

The President spoke to military cadets on the nation's main remaining military threat: shocking weather statistics that are inexplicable except that weird stuff happens every May. Full story»


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NEW YORK CITY -- Late Show host David Letterman was thrown out just hours after the legendary show's final episode.

CBS Vice President of Replacements Josh Earnest said, "Out with the old, in with the new. Dave fell asleep in the chair behind what used to be his desk. You snooze, you lose." Full story»

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ATHENS, Greece -- Greece will not repay its IMF debt in June unless a deal is struck to let Greece repay part of the old loans with a dollop of new loans, which Greece will promise to repay.

"Things have matured for a deal of logic. This is the bet," Voutsis said, showing that, tragically, even the good translator has been sacked due to the financial crisis. Full story»

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