UnNews:Mad Scientist/Procrastinator 'Totally Gonna Finish That Death Ray Soon'
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Mad Scientist/Procrastinator 'Totally Gonna Finish That Death Ray Soon'
Who knew The Onion® had a retarded stepbrother?
Wednesday, May 25, 2016, 20:57:UTC)(
15 June 2007
"I mean, with the Brain in a Box- that was just a dumb idea. I doubt I'll ever finish it. As for the half-man/half-ape thing, I need to find a suitable ape. It's not like some zoo is going to let me borrow one or anything." As for several other projects, Von Steebler says he'll "get right on that," although now is not a suitable time to do so.
As for the death ray, Von Steebler remains optomistic that he will complete it before his self-set 2008 deadline. "I have plenty of time to complete it. I don't have to do it now." The death ray plans include a vague description of how it would work. The childish scribbles really makes your eyes hurt. Von Steebler was going to explain this but had to have lunch and said "I'll tell you later."
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