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Lynching occurs at Glasgow Airport

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1 July 2007


Michael Richards ready to attack coming off of a eight hour jet lag.

Glasgow, Scotland-Authorities are horrified to see a public lynching occur at the local airport today.

Some say it all started with two Asians Black people rammed a car into a crowd of White people at the airport. Suddenly the car exploded hurting others and dozens of people. The car was packed with explosives as the car's fatal flaw came as the car was American made and rebuilt in a chop shop.

The incident was made worse as the Asians Black people survived even before the bomb exploded. What was even worse as the fact that Michael Richards was at the airport getting ready to vacation in Scotland for the 4th of July weekend.

Undauted from the attack, Richards lead a group of Scots in attacking the Asians Black people by turning them upside down and stuff forks up their asses provided by the local airport Wendy's. The Police came and joined in on the attack by burning their penis in their pockets with lighters.

Eventually, the bomb did exploded breaking someone's leg. One Asian Black person was dead from police brutality from the lynching while the other was sent to some secret camp in Poland.

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On 30 June 2007, a day after a failed terror attack in London, an attack at Glasgow International airport occurred. In the attack a flaming Jeep Cherokee was driven into the entrance of terminal 1 by a Mr Fraser Hart of Munlochy Dogs Home, Black Isle. His accomplice Mr T. Drury fled the vehicle and made a daring escape backflipping over fences and one old man walking his dog. The two men cleary doped up on some wacky shit then proceded to rape, in succesion, over 80 chickens and ferrets before being apprehended by a combination of police officers, airport security officers and witnesses. Mr Hart died in the following months due to the fact that he caught herpes from a fox which he later admitted to having an affair with. A baggage handler at the airport, John Smeaton, became famous for his role in tackling the terrorists AND NOW HE'S NEVER OUT OFF THE FUCKING PAPERS!!!

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