UnNews:Line-of-duty boogies decline
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29 December 2009
According to the fund, 124 officers have boogied nationwide this year, down from 133 in 2008. The fund found that the 2009 numbers are the lowest in half a century.
Florida and Texas each recorded more officer boogies-nine and 11, respectively-more than California, according to the report. Said Nebraska-based Law Enforcement Officer A.J. Legault; "Sometimes as a Law Enforcement Officer I just want to boogie."
UnNews wishes all law enforcement officers and their families the best through this difficult time.
Adam Bein, Los Angeles Times
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