Every time you think, you weaken the nation —Moe Howard
20 June 2008
Youngestown, Ohio On March 11th 2007, Micheal Fiola was arrested for having Illegal Kitty-Porn
on his laptop computer. He was confined to a home for 6 months, said to be released in 2009 when the courts would deal with him. Fiola was a civil servant, working at the Taxation office in Youngestown Ohio, when his Janitor, Scruffy found his secret Kitty porn stash. "I'm Scruffy." The Janitor said "I was in the building at 9 PM when I usually go around the building looking for porn and drugs to stash in my truck, when I found Fee-O-Law's Laptop computer Machine. I was like 'I can print of some pornos!' and when I clicked on the file 'pronz!!!!11! l0l" It was all kitty porn, after I looked over it, I called the cops."
Fiola's Wife, Marian Fiola divorced him on June 19th the same year, "Now I know why he wanted to get the Cat involved!" she sobbed. Fiola's children, Matt and Madison Fiola said "Kitty Porn? I like kitties!" Fiola's entire family was ashamed of him. However, his father, Mark Fiola said "Yeah, kitty porn rules! but I live here in Utah where anything goes so I can look at all the kitty porn I want! Yah-hippeddi yo haw yee!". Micheal's Mother Matilda and older brother Manny had nothing to say.
But in June of 2008, Computer expert and enthusiast Richard Bobby, looked over Fiola's 1999 IBM thinkpad and discovered something interesting "I say, my calculations show that Mister Fiola *inhaler* didn't download the kitty Porn, but instead was trying to download World of Warcraft Star Edition 9.0, which is a scam program which puts kitty porn on your computer without your knowing.
Eeeeheh!!! *inhaler*" when Fiola was told about this he said "What the hell... World of Warcraft... I mean Yeah! Yeah! I love Knights and Dragons and Elves and all that shit!" So he was released.
Fiola's Wife Marian Fiola came back to Fiola, because Fiola won a $10 Mil. lawsuit against World of Warcraft. Fiola today continues as an active-overnight volunteer at his local pound, where he guards the kittens, All seems to be good for Fiola. For now.