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3 December 2012
Riffa, Bahrain --
Kim Kardashian's weekend visit to Bahrain was not so good for the soul. In an effort to promote her milkshakes, many fans from the local area swarmed her. Some might even deny that they touched the woman. As Kim Kardashian was abducted by her promoting agent to a safer place, the police though it would be "be pretty funny to, eh, spray them with tear-gas... eh?"
Kim Kardashian, 32 and old, made a quick stop (wink, wink) in Bahrain on Saturday to promote her Eastern tour of her Millions of Boys Who Wanna Touch My Milkshakes campaign, by a franchise created and owned by
terrorist businessman Cheer-ass Hassassin Sheeraz Hasan. Kim Kardashian still refuses to admit that her milkshakes ignited an uproar.
Something strange on Sunday followed, where upon Kim tweeted on Twitter about her
mission trip to Bahrain:
Fuckyeah! We did it! We started a protest that could end lives! HIP HIP HOORAY!”
Sunnis are two-thirds of Bahrain's population, but it is ruled by a Shitty royal family.
- Alan Duke "Milkshake promoter denies reports of Kim Kardashian protest in Bahrain". CNN, 12 02, 2012