UnNews:Judge Sues Over Lost Toothpaste Cap
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Judge Sues Over Lost Toothpaste Cap
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15 June 2007
"You know, I think I dropped it behind his sink," Stetson said in response to the accusations. "He won't let me look, though." Pearson, who has a history of stupid cases, is certain he'll get the payoff he says he needs. "I really deserve this," said Pearson. It's always horrifying to have something you're so sure of, something so banal as toothpaste, gone." Stetson, too, is determined- I'm confident I can win a case so mind-numbingly dumb as this one. Pearson, who is by all accounts an asshole, sums up everybody's reaction to this case: "So I'm being a jerk. What's it to you?"