UnNews:Joe Biden says President FDR spoke on TV during the stock market crash
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Joe Biden says President FDR spoke on TV during the stock market crash
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Wednesday, May 4, 2016, 12:18:UTC)(
25 September 2008
North America, Bizzaro World, Washington DC
To clarify things Dr. John Smith gave a statement that Joe Biden had been a companion of his and traveled back to stop the stock market crash by delaying the invention of television until the 1940's/1950's and stopping President FDR from being elected and rigging the election so Herbert Hoover would win instead. Instead of Herbert Hoover being President during WWII, when the USA and the rest of the world lost to Adolph Hitler instead Hoover and FDR had switched places and the USA and the rest of the world defeated Hitler, but as a side effect of time travel George W. Bush got elected by mistake in 2000 instead of Al Gore because the wrong people got nominated by Bill Clinton to the Supreme Court that made that ruling. It seems Bill Clinton had accidentally married Hillary Rodham instead of the younger Sarah Heath, who accidentally moved to Alaska and became governor there and now John McCain's VP pick. Dr. Smith said "If you think you have it worse now, wait until 2012 when. Ah well, you'll be better off not knowing, sorry. We Time Lords have a strict policy of not releasing that sort of information. It could only cause you humans more problems." and he excused himself and snapped his fingers and a blue Police Call Box opened up and he said "I'll be seeing you in the future, if any of you actually survive it. I have to go and fight some Daleks now as they have time traveling devices of their own now you see." and the blue box vanished with a vorp vorp vorp noise followed by a psychedelic worm hole tunnel in mostly blue colors and some music, and then it was gone.