UnNews:Jodie Foster marriage to woman an "admin error"
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24 April 2014
“I didn’t realise this whole shebang would turn out to be a gay thing,” the 51 year old star of Silence of the Lambs told E! Magazine, “somebody must have filled a form out wrong. “
Foster, whose favourite books in the Bible are all about how being homosexual is wrong and being enthusiastically prejudiced joyful, claims she never noticed Hedison was female.
“It’s not something that ever really came up in conversation,” she said, “but you would have thought someone in authority would be on top of these things.”
Foster refused to comment on whether she wished to end the marriage, only remarking on the subject of the inclement weather.