UnNews:Israeli rocket hits White House
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Israeli rocket hits White House
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16 October 2006
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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Six Bush Administration interns and security redshirts have been killed in an Israeli air strike in Washington, D.C., Homeland Security officials say. The officials said that at least four of the dead were members of the militant right-wing nutjob group, al-GOP. They added that the men were in a large, white house which was hit by a rocket north of the Potomac River along the Maryland-Virginia border.
The Zionist Entity confirmed that there had been an exchange of fire in the area after "President Bush made an anti-Semitic joke and Condi refused to cook us Hummus." The army said at least one Republican intern had been killed.
UnNews's Middle Eastern correspondent, Mordillo likened the situation to the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode "Trials and Tribble-ations", "only without the intrigue, well-written dialogue, Ferengi comic relief, and gratuitous cleavage."
Nineteen Republicans have been publicly humiliated by their connections to this recent attack, the Foley Scandal, Hurricane Katrina, and the War in Iraq over the past 48 hours. The shame is the worst in Washington since 1998, when the Republicans, jealous of the success of then-President Bill Clinton's sexual escapades, launched a foolhardy scheme to try to impeach the studly head of state.