UnNews:Israel makes a big "Fuck you" to Nazis by making large Israeli flag
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27 November 2007
MASADA, Israel -- In an effort to say a "Fuck you" to Neo-Nazism in the whole world, the Israeli government had surprisingly paid a Filipino evangelical Christian to make the world's largest Israeli flag.
The huge blue and white flag measures to 2,165 feet long and 330 feet wide and weighing 5.7 tons broke the world record but Israel does not really care about records as they just want to make this to say a literally huge "Fuck you" to Neo-Nazi practitioners, quoted by the Israeli Ministry of Tourism.
The flag was unfurled in the ancient grounds on where Hitler was going to send Germany to invade Israel. Most Jewish onlookers who were there at the time bursted into sobbing at that time.
Two years ago, Filipino evangelical and entrepreneur, Grace Galindez-Gupana said that she had heard voices in her head to make her make a flag for Israel to show God's love to Israel and hatred to any sinners and pagans. After hearing about the fact that the designer was Christian, she was pelted with stones and was forced to run away from the country.
Despite the fact that mostly everyone is happy with the Jewish-Christian relationships and prejudices against Neo-Nazism, not everyone is in favor with the creation of the flag. Dan Ego, a Neo-Nazi practitioner quoted, "I am enraged by this creation! A Christian should just leave those Jew dirtbags the fuck alone! I'm organizing my Nazi friends to combat that so called flag of theirs!" Pat Robertson has issued to Americans everywhere that they should not tolerate this sort of thing and wants God to smite Israel.
The cost for the flag was approximately 2.3 million American dollars. Shimon Peres, president of Israel was soon voted out of office for wasting the taxpayers' money.