UnNews:Is 06/06/06 the Number of the Beast?
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Is 06/06/06 the Number of the Beast?
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4 June 2006
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LONDON, England -- With only 2 days to go now till Armageddon, on 06/06/06, there's lots to do. For End Times cultists, there's prayer, scurrying about, and being insane. For us, it's a tireless effort to bring you a fair and balanced reporting of this historical date and the events concerning the Number of the Beast, 666.
So-called rational people like scientists claim that it's a day like any other, and that whatever comes to pass, it is only coincidentally connected to 666. Wikipedia, notorious enemy of truth, weighs in heavily on the side of skepticism.
“Numerology is the parascience that studies the purported mystical or esoteric relationship between numbers and the character or action of physical objects and living things.”
We at UnNews know better, and are concerned with a balanced coverage of this event. UnNews fact checkers have compiled a list of Beastly numbers for you, our precious readers, so that you might make up your own minds about the facts of Astrology and Numerology.
- 668 - Neighbour of the Beast
- 999 - Number of the Australian Beast (Southern Hemisphere)
- 670 - Approximate Number of The Beast
- 666.000000000000 - High Precision number of the Beast
- 665.9999999874 - Number of the Pentium Beast
- 666 degrees F - Oven temperature for Roast Beast
- 1010011010 - Number of the Binary Beast
- DCLXVI - Number of the Roman Beast
- 666 mg. - Recommended minimum daily dosage of the Beast
- Route 666 - Way of the Beast
- - umm what was the question again? Number of the Blonde Beast
- 696969 - Number of the bisexual beast
- 6.66 - Price of the Tesco gasoline Beast per gallon
- 666i - BMW of the Beast
- 666 x sq.rt (-1) - Number of the Imaginary Beast
- 63 - Cubic Beast