UnNews:Investigators try to save a dog found hanging in a yard

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2 July 2010
[[Image:SuperStock_1527R-1183486.jpg|thumb|'''This dog apparantly staged a suicide attempt.''']] Sturbridge, Massachusetts -- On July 2nd, 2010, this dog was found hanging from a clothesline. Witness say that it apprantly staged a suicide attempt. Ivestagaters found evidence to contradict this statemetnt, including fingerprints, a switchblade, and some stuffing. We still need more confirmation on this story, as a watermark was left on the ground saying "Super Stock". If Super Stock is found guilty of charges of homicide, they will face a $50,000 dollar sue and several hours of community service.

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